2- The one who says "maine 4 module mein se sirf 2 module complete ki hai..Aur 2 me
Chit le gayi hai.. tune??" before 30 mins of the exam.
3-He will say the word"BACK LAG GAYA YAAR" without any sad expression.
4-The One who says to the Proctor " Sir, Project meine khud banaya hai" but goes
5-When asked about the bad result in exams he/she replies" Papa, hamare college mein
teacher hi nahi hai.. Jo bhi hain wo sab bekaar hain..Aur result se place ment me koi
farak nahi padta . kyonki college achhi placement deti hai" with a firm face and then says
to himself/herself"BACH GAYA"
6-On a combined study night with friends , at 3 A.M. they say" Chal Saale, neeche ghum ke
do funk marke ate hain" and all other agree readily..
7-Who plan to study whole night with friends,and sleep with their mouth open after a can of
"HAYWARDS" which they had to take to keep them awake..
8-The One who starts and ends his day with" TERI ........" but doesn't seem to know a single
bad word when talking to a girl..
9-Who never fails to shout" Hayeeeee" when their friend is talking to a girl in the college
or anywhere in the planet.
na lag jaye.
11-The only thing taht he/she is concerned about before the final practical exam is" EXTER
NAL AYA HAI?"
12-When told" Ye wala topic bhi karna tha?" He/She says " Ye pichli se pichli baar aya tha
..Is baar nahi ayega.. agar Ye a gaya to Mein Fail"
13-One who asks his/her friend" Pass Ho jayega?" and is relieved and relaxed to hear.."
"NAI".
14-Sessional exams are just another name of leaving the college Early..
15-Who is worried about completing the index and the cover page of his/her lab file rather
than the file itself.
16-Who says to his friend "bhai movie chalte hain..Mark to send ho jayega.. time waste kyon kare sessional me"
17-Who gets all the notes photocopied throughout the semester only to realize that they are useless.
18-Who judges his performance in exams according to the number of pages left blank.
19-He/She will say to his/her friend " Main padha dunga wo chapter" with utter confidence and then opens a book.. and says" O teri ..Main khud hi bhul gaya"
20-He/She often thinks that " Engineering is the toughest Course in World".
21-Who thinks the easiest way to get assignment and files checked is by getting seniors's updated records or by learning the signature of teacher.
22-Who got to know about the projects/assignments on the last date only.. always.
23-Who carries thing that looks like a machine gun in initial years of college and gets strange
looks from people on his way to college .. and tells them DRAFTER and SHEET HOLDER hai.. padhai ka samaan hai.
23-Who spends 3 hours in the drawing class only to draw a square and a circle tht too incorrectly and get it done from others.
24-Who applies new concept and theories while answering questions in VIVA in such a maner that would make Einstein commit suicide.
25-At the beginning of new semester he/she thinks "Iss bar shuru se Padhunga"
26-There are everything available in their room except the books.
27-Who has only one aim" Degree ho jaye kisi tarah"
28-Who always keep information about the ticket of the first show of latest movies and which
freind keeps what movies in DVDrip format.
29-Always Prepare Sincerely before 10 days of the exam or during the gap of the exam..
30-Always make lines before the day of the exam at Xerox shop to make at least two copy of xerox one is macro and another is micro..
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